00:20:

• Long Way Down
  • Long Way Down
    Continuing their motorcycle adventure through France and Italy, Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman realise that their schedule is too tight. To make matters worse, news arrives that the American crew members can't get visas for Libya and will have to skip this part of the trip. The team have to cross the problematic Tunisia/Libya border two men down. The team are racing to get to Aswan, Egypt, in time to catch the weekly ferry that will take them down the Nile into Sudan.
    (60 mins) (R)

00:50:

• Grand Slam Darts Highlights
  • Grand Slam Darts Highlights
    Matt Smith presents highlights from the fifth day, as the opening four of the eight knockout games are played. With commentary from John Rawling, Stuart Pyke and Peter Drury, and studio analysis from Alan Warriner-Little.
    (50 mins)

00:45:

• 4 Music:T-Mobile Transmission: Collaborations
  • 4 Music:T-Mobile Transmission: Collaborations
    A behind-the-scenes look at how the exclusive musical collaborations from the T-Mobile Transmission series unfold. Bryn Christopher and Guillemots perform Rihanna's Don't Stop the Music.
    (10 mins)

00:55:

• 4 Music:What About Me?
  • 4 Music:What About Me?
    A series of programmes documenting the complexities of human nature as interpreted by the multi-media project 1 Giant Leap.
    (35 mins) (R)

00:00:

• PartyPoker.com World Open IV
  • PartyPoker.com World Open IV
    Coverage of the final, featuring Irish Open champion Neil Channing, Marty Smyth, Andy Ward, Ryan Fronda, Marc Goodwin and Dixie Dean.
    (90 mins)

00:30:

• The Last Millionaire
  • The Last Millionaire
    Berlin
    Series in which 12 of Britain's most successful young entrepreneurs compete to see who can create the most profitable businesses in six cities across the world. The ten remaining contestants hit Berlin and each pair must base their businesses around the idea of art and performance. From Oliver and Oli's outlandish naked bar art to Lucy and Natalie's singing waiters and Carl and Nathaniel's showcase of Berlin's new musical talent, there is blood, sweat and tears as they do all they can to win.
    (60 mins) (R)

00:00:

• Picture Book
  • Picture Book
    Now We Are Growing Up
    Series telling the story of childhood reading concludes by looking at the books that help us with the growing pains of our early adolescence and teens. Books explored include Treasure Island, Swallows and Amazons, Lord of the Rings, Stig of the Dump, Tracey Beaker, Northern Lights and Artemis Fowl, while there are interviews, readings and demonstrations of their art from leading writers and illustrators including Philip Pullman, Jacqueline Wilson, Eoin Colfer, David Almond and Ralph Steadman.
    (60 mins) (R)

00:50:

• The Unlikeliest Couples in Britain
  • The Unlikeliest Couples in Britain
    Unlikeliest Couples In Britain
    A lighthearted look into the quirks and peccadilloes of ordinary couples throughout Britain, including the Barnet man who cannot stop impersonating Tommy Cooper and the South Coast couple who enjoy sharing themselves with like-minded people.
    (55 mins)

00:20:

• Agatha Christie's Poirot
  • Agatha Christie's Poirot
    The Theft of the Royal Ruby
    Poirot is looking forward to Christmas on his own, but when the nation's security is threatened, the Foreign Office have a rather different interpretation of Season's Greetings.
    (60 mins)

• Cast
  • David Suchet
    Hugh Fraser
    Philip Jackson
    Robyn Moore
    Helena Michell
    Christopher Leaver
    

00:00:

• Toughest Pubs in Britain 2
  • Toughest Pubs in Britain 2
    A look at some of the country's worst hostelries, all guaranteed to provide an intimidating atmosphere, random acts of violence, grim facilities and desperate entertainment.
    (60 mins)

01:25:

• Weatherview
  • Weatherview
    Detailed weather forecast.
    (5 mins)

01:30:

• Sign Zone:Stephen Fry in America
  • Sign Zone:Stephen Fry in America
    New World
    First of a six-part series in which Stephen Fry journeys across America and meets all manner of colourful characters along the way. Almost born and raised in the USA - his father turned down a job at Princeton shortly before Stephen was born - Stephen has always been fascinated with the country that he could have called home. He begins his journey with the states that comprise New England, heads to the nation's capital, then ends up at the battlefield of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania.
    (60 mins) (R)

01:20:

• Joins BBC News
  • Joins BBC News
    Joins BBC News.
    (160 mins)

01:40:

• Nightwatch with Steve Scott - Emergency
  • Nightwatch with Steve Scott - Emergency
    Steve Scott goes on board and on the scene with fire crews, paramedics, ambulance teams and doctors and nurses as they make split-second, live-or-die decisions and fight to save lives.
    (50 mins)

01:30:

• Deterrence
  • Deterrence
    In this bomb-crisis thriller, Kevin Pollak stars as the harassed US President, stranded in a diner in the Colorado backwoods and attempting to avert a nuclear catastrophe. It's an unlikely premise that could have quickly descended into unintentional Dr Strangelove-style farce without the expertise of writer/director Rod Lurie, who cleverly leads us into a gradual acceptance of the situation through excellent use of the claustrophobic setting. Sheryl Lee Ralph and Timothy Hutton give steady performances as the security advisers who seek to persuade Pollak to disengage his sensibilities in dealing with a rampant Iraq.
    (105 mins)

• Cast

  • President Walter Emerson	-	Kevin Pollak
    Marshall Thompson	-	Timothy Hutton
    Ralph	-	Sean Astin
    Gayle Redford	-	Sheryl Lee Ralph
    Katie	-	Clotilde Courau
    Harvey	-	Badja Djola
    Irvin	-	Mark Thompson

01:30:

• NHL
  • NHL
    Ice-hockey action with the Game of the Week from North America's National Hockey League. Nick Halling and Russell Chamberlain present all the action and analysis.
    (170 mins)

01:30:

• Clone
  • Clone
    Alive
    Comedy series revolving around the education of the first human clone, an innocent being who is seeing and experiencing our world for the first time. Dr Victor Blenkinsop, a brilliant government scientist, unveils the first human clone. Intended to be a prototype super soldier, the experiment goes horribly wrong. In an attempt to redeem himself the doctor escapes with his creation, vowing to fix him before the government finds them and kills them.
    (30 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Jonathan Pryce
    Stuart McLoughlin
    Mark Gatiss
    Oliver Maltman
    Fiona Glascott
    

01:00:

• A Year in Tibet
  • A Year in Tibet
    Monks Behaving Badly
    Documentary series following a year in the life of the society living in and around the Tibetan town of Gyantse. In the Pel Kor monastery, the director Choephel discovers that some irreplaceable statues have been stolen and the theft gives the local Communist Party an excuse to put in a government 'work team' to weed out monks they think are behaving badly. Lhakpa heads north in search of a lucrative job on a building site, and Butri gets an unpleasant surprise as she approaches her retirement.
    (60 mins) (R)

01:45:

• Teleshopping
  • Teleshopping
    Shopping from home.
    (180 mins) (R)

01:20:

• The Return of Sherlock Holmes
  • The Return of Sherlock Holmes
    The Man with the Twisted Lip
    Classic mystery drama with the world's most famous detective. A respectable city worker fails to return home one evening, but was spotted in an opium den earlier that day. His wife calls in Sherlock Holmes to investigate his disappearance.
    (55 mins)

• Cast
  • Jeremy Brett
    Edward Hardwicke
    Clive Francis
    Eleanor David
    Denis Lill
    

01:00:

• Road Wars
  • Road Wars
    Series following Thames Valley Police's proactive squad. The rapid response unit tracks and apprehends criminals using high-tech surveillance equipment and unmarked cars.
    (50 mins)

01:50:

• Street Wars
  • Street Wars
    Documentary series following a crack British police unit who deal with muggers, pickpockets, vandals and drunks on a daily basis, tackling street crime.
    (50 mins)

02:30:

• Sign Zone:The American Future: A History, by Simon Schama
  • Sign Zone:The American Future: A History, by Simon Schama
    American Plenty
    Simon Schama travels through America to dig deep into the conflicts of its history, as a way to understand the country's contemporary political situation. Here, Simon explores how American optimism about the infinite possibilities of its land and resources is in danger of coming to a grinding halt. The reasons for this change include the persistent droughts in the West, which make farming difficult, and the waning power of the Hoover Dam, once considered an American miracle.
    (60 mins) (R)

02:30:

• Raines
  • Raines
    Closure
    Drama series about a Los Angeles detective whose vivid imagination affords him unique insights into the murders he investigates. A private jet crashes into the Pacific, and the current husband of Raines's ex-wife is among those killed. She convinces Raines to investigate the case as a murder.
    (50 mins)

• Cast
  • Jeff Goldblum
    Matt Craven
    Dov Davidoff
    Linda Park
    Madeleine Stowe
    Nicole Sullivan
    

02:00:

• Dog Borstal
  • Dog Borstal
    Series in which wayward dogs and their hapless owners are put through intensive rehab at a bad dog boot camp by three of Britain's toughest trainers. Lynne Davies takes on a springer spaniel who holds his owners in the grip of fear; Mic Martin attempts to reform a pint-sized patterdale terrier with a death wish; and canine shrink Rob Alleyne has his work cut out for him rehabilitating a delinquent shar-pei.
    (55 mins) (R)

02:55:

• Don't Tell the Bride
  • Don't Tell the Bride
    Series in which the groom must choose every detail of his upcoming nuptials, from venue to cake to wedding dress. Lee and Sophie are desperate to get married, but a new baby sees them strapped for cash. They're given 12,000 pounds towards the big day, on the proviso that Lee keeps the wedding details secret from his bride. Will Lee deliver the wedding dress of Sophie's dreams and keep her demanding sisters happy, or will the stag night derail his plans?
    (60 mins) (R)

02:00:

• Everest ER
  • Everest ER
    Documentary following a team of volunteer doctors caring for the climbers and sherpas at Everest Base Camp in Nepal. Over the ten-week Everest season, they coordinate dramatic helicopter rescues and treat hundreds of climbers for altitude sickness and frostbite.
    (60 mins) (R)

02:15:

• Heartbeat
  • Heartbeat
    Hello Goodbye
    Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire village. Mike uncovers a complex blackmail case. Greengrass does a roaring trade in tinned meat, but what are the ingredients?
    (55 mins)

• Cast
  • Bill Maynard
    Derek Fowlds
    Jason Durr
    William Simons
    Mark Jordon
    Philip Franks
    

02:40:

• Stargate SG-1
  • Stargate SG-1
    Ethon
    Sci-fi drama series. Daniel is imprisoned, and the Prometheus becomes involved in a firefight trying to rescue him.
    (50 mins)

• Cast
  • Michael G Shanks
    Amanda Tapping
    Christopher Judge
    Ben Browder
    Beau Bridges
    

03:30:

• Sign Zone:The People's Hospital
  • Sign Zone:The People's Hospital
    Children
    The first in a new documentary series about life on the wards at Whipps Cross Hospital in London's East End. Every parent dreads the day that their child falls seriously ill and is taken to hospital, and for the nurses on the front line, this can often mean caring for the entire family. The cameras follow the story of a thirteen year old girl in the children's ward as she struggles with a deadly form of meningitis.
    (30 mins) (R)

03:20:

• Loose Women
  • Loose Women
    Another helping of fiery nonstop lunchtime chat and fun with the effervescent Loose Ladies.
    (50 mins) (R)

03:15:

• Dana: The Eight-Year-Old Anorexic
  • Dana: The Eight-Year-Old Anorexic
    Cutting Edge documentary about Dana, who is eight years old and suffering from an eating disorder. We follow Dana as she embarks on an intensive 12-week programme at a specialist clinic and examine why very young children are increasingly developing issues with food.
    (60 mins) (R)

03:55:

• Last Man Standing
  • Last Man Standing
    Kamchatka: Koriyak Endurance Race
    Series in which six athletic adventurers from the west compete for glory against tribal champions in remote corners of the globe, with the aim of being crowned the last man standing. The athletes head for Kamchatka in the north-east Asia to live with Koriyak nomads in temperatures that can drop to minus 40. After acclimatising, training to run in snow and helping with the spring reindeer corralling, they travel to the Koriyak spring festival to race the locals in their annual endurance race.
    (60 mins) (R)

03:00:

• Picture Book
  • Picture Book
    Now We Are Growing Up
    Series telling the story of childhood reading concludes by looking at the books that help us with the growing pains of our early adolescence and teens. Books explored include Treasure Island, Swallows and Amazons, Lord of the Rings, Stig of the Dump, Tracey Beaker, Northern Lights and Artemis Fowl, while there are interviews, readings and demonstrations of their art from leading writers and illustrators including Philip Pullman, Jacqueline Wilson, Eoin Colfer, David Almond and Ralph Steadman.
    (60 mins) (R)

03:10:

• Cagney and Lacey
  • Cagney and Lacey
    Ahead of the Game
    Mary Beth's home is burgled.
    (50 mins) (R)

03:30:

• Stargate SG-1
  • Stargate SG-1
    Off the Grid
    Sci-fi drama series. SG-1 is captured on an alien world when a deal goes wrong, and the planet's stargate goes missing.
    (50 mins)

• Cast
  • Michael G Shanks
    Amanda Tapping
    Christopher Judge
    Beau Bridges
    Ben Browder
    

04:00:

• Sign Zone:Recipe for Success
  • Sign Zone:Recipe for Success
    Simon Rimmer challenges five couples with business ambitions to manage a restaurant for one day. The staff and diners have been arranged for them, but they will have to create a menu and serve it themselves. The diners will choose how much money to pay for their meal: 25 pounds, 10 pounds or nothing. The couple who make the most money will get to keep all the money made that week: which could be as much as 5000 pounds. This time, fussy diners make life difficult for Sylvia and Jamie.
    (45 mins) (R)

04:45:
Joins BBC News

04:00:

• KS3 Curriculum Bites
  • KS3 Curriculum Bites
    Science 11-14
    Tackles areas that students find difficult by showing, in short sequences, how science is relevant to everyday life.
    (120 mins) (R)

04:10:

• The Jeremy Kyle Show
  • The Jeremy Kyle Show
    Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
    (50 mins)

04:15:

• St Elsewhere
  • St Elsewhere
    Nothing up My Sleeve
    Dr Morrison is haunted by the man who attacked him in prison. A disgruntled Dr Axelrod is put in charge of a bright 14-year-old premed student.
    (45 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • David Morse
    Stephen Furst
    Ed Flanders
    Ed Begley Jr
    

04:20:

• NHRA Drag Racing
  • NHRA Drag Racing
    Highlights from the final round of the NHRA season from the Auto Club Raceway at Pomona. Who will take this year's crowns in Top Fuel, Funny Car, Pro Stock and Pro Stock Bike?
    (50 mins)

04:45:

• ITV2 Nightscreen
  • ITV2 Nightscreen
    Text-based information service.
    (75 mins)

04:00:

• Teleshopping
  • Teleshopping
    Shopping from home.
    (120 mins) (R)

04:20:

• Australia Uncovered
  • Australia Uncovered
    Series following expats and holidaymakers in Australia. With Christmas approaching, Baz decides to head home to spend it with his parents - but before he goes, there are fears, tears and a funny last night out.
    (50 mins)

05:00:

• ITV Nightscreen
  • ITV Nightscreen
    Text-based information service.
    (30 mins)

05:30:

• ITV Early Morning News
  • ITV Early Morning News
    The latest national and international news.
    (30 mins)

05:00:

• Countdown
  • Countdown
    Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show where contestants race against the clock in the words and numbers game. The Dictionary Corner guest is John Inverdale.
    (45 mins) (R)

05:45:

• The Hoobs
  • The Hoobs
    Floating
    Preschool fun. The Hoobs miss floating on the water in a Hooblebobber.
    (25 mins) (R)

05:10:

• Neighbours
  • Neighbours
    Can Karl and Susan overcome their problems? Carmella puts herself in grave danger. Toadie misreads Nicola's symptoms.
    (25 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Ryan Moloney
    Jackie Woodburne
    Alan Fletcher
    

05:35:

• Home and Away
  • Home and Away
    Has Belle found the lead she needs? Charlie smothers Ross with attention. Ruby's behaviour grows increasingly destructive.
    (25 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Esther Anderson
    Rebecca Breeds
    Jessica Tovey
    David Downer
    Luke Jacobz
    

05:10:

• Guilty!
  • Guilty!
    Talk show in which guests try to resolve their problems in a mock courtroom. A man is accused of abusing his open relationship, and an other man is castigated for being a practical joker.
    (50 mins)

06:00:

• Breakfast
  • Breakfast
    The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team.
    (195 mins)

06:00:

• Tikkabilla
  • Tikkabilla
    Floating and Treasure
    Featuring songs, rhymes, surprise guests and things to make. Floating, sharks, treasure and Higgledy House with Toni, Justin and Tamba.
    (30 mins) (R)

06:30:

• Teletubbies
  • Teletubbies
    Making a Den
    Preschool comedy combining fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch two children make a den. A carpet appears in Teletubbyland. First LaaLaa steps onto the carpet and off the carpet, and then Po stands in the middle and then at the edge of the carpet.
    (30 mins) (R)

06:00:

• GMTV Newshour
  • GMTV Newshour
    A comprehensive round-up of today's national and international news stories, presented by John Stapleton and Penny Smith.
    (58 mins)

06:58:

• GMTV Today
  • GMTV Today
    Ben Shephard and Fiona Phillips kick off another morning of news, views and special guests. Plus Richard Arnold picks tonight's must-see TV.
    (97 mins)

06:10:

• The Hoobs
  • The Hoobs
    Dog
    Preschool fun. A dog keeps barking outside the Hoobmobile.
    (25 mins) (R)

06:35:

• Planet Cook
  • Planet Cook
    An Inspector Calls
    Children's cookery-based show. A team of Cook Cadets led by host Captain Cook and his sidekick Bouma the Yeti are inspired by Roxy the computer to devise a recipe against the clock.
    (25 mins)

06:00:

• Angels of Jarm
  • Angels of Jarm
    Fatima's Mum
    Animation in which young angels help the children of Jarm to overcome problems. Wendy is scared of Fatima's mum because of the clothes she wears. Angel Mick arrives to teach Wendy that it is not how people look or dress that matters, it is how nice they are on the inside.
    (8 mins) (R)

06:08:

• Little Lodgers
  • Little Lodgers
    Claymation for children. The Little Lodgers - Kemi, Naomi, Beth and Hannah - are clay model versions of the Milkshake! presenters, who share a little model house. These charming stories last two minutes and show just how complicated life can be as a Little Lodger! It may be that Hannah's hair will not sit down, or Kemi's bottom will not fit the seat, but there is always a small problem to be overcome.
    (2 mins) (R)

06:10:

• Chiro
  • Chiro
    Get Well Chess
    Charming CGI animation series following the adventures of three chicks and their cardboard animal friends as they learn about the square-shaped world around them. Chiro and Chico try everything they can think of to help their sibling feel better.
    (5 mins)

06:15:

• The Funky Valley Show
  • The Funky Valley Show
    Home Movies/Daphne's Sky View Blues
    Fun with the madcap animals of Funky Valley. In the first tale, Dippy finds Clara's old video camera and decides to make a movie. Chipolata acts as the camera-pig, Clara is the director and Dippy plays the main character - Supercow! In the second tale, Clara sends Dippy and Daphne to the top of the observation platform, but the lift gets stuck and Daphne admits she is scared of heights. Will anyone come to their rescue?
    (10 mins) (R)

06:25:

• Fireman Sam
  • Fireman Sam
    Wishing Well
    Fire station tales. Trevor organises a search party when Norman fails to arrive home after strawberry picking.
    (10 mins) (R)

06:35:

• Little Princess
  • Little Princess
    But They're Mine!
    Julian Clary narrates an animated series based on the picture books. Little Princess is getting bigger and she can't fit into her favourite clothes any more. But that doesn't mean she's ready to give them up just yet.
    (15 mins) (R)

06:50:

• Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures
  • Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures
    Planet Bert
    Claymation featuring Bert and Ernie, the loveable double act from 'Sesame Street'. Bert and Ernie don their astronaut gear and take a trip into space. After landing on a strange planet, the pair make friends with some familiar-looking aliens who have a shared affinity for pigeons.
    (5 mins) (R)

06:55:

• The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
  • The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
    Trouble in Fairyland
    Children's animation which inspires kids to create weird and wonderful things out of everyday objects. Bill and Corky are visiting their favourite place, Fairyland. Yet something very odd is happening. Everything and everyone is being jumbled up. Narrated by Miranda Richardson.
    (15 mins) (R)

06:00:

• Emmerdale
  • Emmerdale
    Matthew is wracked with guilt for having left Donald to die. Jo is torn to see Sarah upset to leave Andy. Daz and Victoria are unnnerved by a flicker of attraction between them.
    (30 mins)

• Cast
  • Matt Healy
    Roxanne Pallett
    Kelvin Fletcher
    Luke Tittensor
    Isabel Hodgins
    Emma Davies
    

06:30:

• Airline USA
  • Airline USA
    The Delicate Art of Saying No
    Docusoap about the passengers and staff of Southwest Airlines. The staff must handle delicate matters such as how to tell a passenger he smells too bad to travel, and how to inform a passenger that he must buy two tickets as he is too big for just one seat. Plus, an out-of-control drunken passenger, stormy weather - and stormy passengers.
    (35 mins)

06:00:

• Home to Roost
  • Home to Roost
    Bridge of Sighs
    Sitcom about a divorcee whose life is disrupted when his son comes to live with him. A transatlantic telephone call from an old flame sets Henry Willows on a trip down memory lane.
    (30 mins)

• Cast
  • John Thaw
    Reece Dinsdale
    

06:30:

• Agatha Christie's Poirot
  • Agatha Christie's Poirot
    Problem at Sea
    The Belgian supersleuth goes on a Mediterranean cruise for a well-earned rest. But also on board is the obnoxious and highly unpopular Mrs Claperton, so perhaps Poirot will not be resting 'the little grey cells' for long.
    (60 mins)

• Cast
  • David Suchet
    Hugh Fraser
    

06:00:

• Good Morning Sports Fans
  • Good Morning Sports Fans
    Sports news, views, reviews and previews, including a look at the back pages, racing tips and the sporting weather forecast.
    (30 mins)

06:30:

• Good Morning Sports Fans
  • Good Morning Sports Fans
    Sports news, views, reviews and previews, including a look at the back pages, racing tips and the sporting weather forecast.
    (30 mins)

07:00:

• Pitt and Kantrop
  • Pitt and Kantrop
    Hocus Pocus
    Prehistoric fantasy. 12-year-old Pitt and his pterodactyl pal Kantrop try to help their tribe. Much to Pitt's surprise, Prosper introduces Pitt at a shaman's reunion as the apprentice he was supposed to train for a year. Pitt has to play along to protect Prosper, whose knowledge and power amount to zero. Inevitably, the pupil outshines the master. Prosper loses his shaman's title as Pitt is crowned as a sacred child and used by Sariac to shake down other tribes.
    (25 mins) (R)

07:25:

• Newsround
  • Newsround
    Topical news magazine for children.
    (5 mins)

07:30:

• Roar
  • Roar
    Series following the keepers at Kent's wild-animal parks. Will the baby tiger cubs be brave enough to come outside for the first time? A little monkey who's being hand raised, because his mum couldn't cope, needs lots of courage too, as he's going to meet his big brothers and they might attack him.
    (60 mins)

07:00:

• Freshly Squeezed
  • Freshly Squeezed
    Nick Grimshaw and Zezi Ifore present the daily dose of celebrity interviews, videos and live music. In this show are an interview with the Jonas Brothers and an accoustic performance by McFly.
    (25 mins)

07:25:

• Everybody Loves Raymond
  • Everybody Loves Raymond
    The Walk to the Door
    Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. At a wedding, Ray regrets not having walked a girl to her door after their date in high school.
    (30 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Ray Romano
    Patricia Heaton
    Peter Boyle
    Brad Garrett
    Doris Roberts
    

07:55:

• Just Shoot Me
  • Just Shoot Me
    That Burning Passion
    Sitcom about a journalist who takes a job with her father after being sacked. Maya's efforts to reunite Vicki and her estranged husband backfire.
    (30 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Laura San Giacomo
    George Segal
    Wendie Malick
    Enrico Colantoni
    David Spade
    

07:10:

• Roary the Racing Car
  • Roary the Racing Car
    Blue Light Job
    Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Drifter's neon light breaks and Big Chris tries to fix it without the missing manual.
    (20 mins) (R)

07:30:

• The Mr. Men Show
  • The Mr. Men Show
    Sleep
    Colourful animated sketch show based on Roger Hargreaves's original characters. Mr Nosey and Mr Small open a mattress warehouse. Mr Rude, meanwhile, falls asleep during a concert, and Little Miss Scary's snores live up to her name.
    (15 mins) (R)

07:45:

• Make Way for Noddy
  • Make Way for Noddy
    Martha Monkey's Banana Pie
    Children's animated series. Noddy unwittingly ruins Martha Monkey's banana cream pie.
    (15 mins) (R)

07:05:

• The Montel Williams Show
  • The Montel Williams Show
    Controversial American talk show hosted by ex-naval officer Montel Williams.
    (50 mins) (R)

07:55:

• Sally Jessy Raphael
  • Sally Jessy Raphael
    Sally and her audience discuss more controversial topics.
    (45 mins)

07:30:

• Cagney and Lacey
  • Cagney and Lacey
    Easy Does It
    As her father's drinking worsens, Christine is given an insight into real alcoholism when she goes undercover at a series of Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. Meanwhile, Mary Beth has difficulty coming to terms with Harvey's liberal spending habits.
    (60 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Sharon Gless
    Tyne Daly
    

07:00:

• Brainiac: Science Abuse
  • Brainiac: Science Abuse
    Charlotte Hudson, Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond present another episode of the irreverent science show which aims to push the boundaries of taste and decency with its outrageous experiments.
    (60 mins)

08:30:

• Postman Pat: SDS
  • Postman Pat: SDS
    Pat's Special Delivery: Crazy Robots
    Children's Animation. Postman Pat has been promoted to Head of the Special Delivery Service, which means he will now be called upon to deliver anything, anytime, anywhere! Together with his new boss Ben, and his faithful companion Jess the cat, Pat proves that he can deliver on time! When the sorting machine breaks at the mail centre, Pat is asked to deliver two of Ted's robots to help Ben. The robots malfunction causing havoc and Pat has to work out how to fix them.
    (15 mins)

08:45:

• Chuggington
  • Chuggington
    Wilson and the Ice Cream
    Children's animation. Chuggington is a special place where all the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Ride along with young trainees Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they embark on new adventures. Wilson is asked to take refrigerated cars to the ice cream fair, but when his hero Frostini offers him a tour of the ice cream factory, he forgets about the important job he's supposed to be doing.
    (15 mins)

08:35:

• LK Today
  • LK Today
    Fashion, showbiz and lifestyle news with Lorraine Kelly and guests.
    (50 mins)

08:25:

• Just Shoot Me
  • Just Shoot Me
    Write Stuff
    Magazine sitcom. Finch plays on Maya's sympathies.
    (30 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Laura San Giacomo
    George Segal
    David Spade
    Wendie Malick
    

08:55:

• Frasier
  • Frasier
    Liar, Liar!
    American sitcom about a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist. Frasier places himself in an awkward situation when he tries to resolve the troubled marriage of an old high school acquaintance.
    (35 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Kelsey Grammer
    David Hyde Pierce
    John Mahoney
    Jane Leeves
    Peri Gilpin
    

08:00:

• Fifi and the Flowertots
  • Fifi and the Flowertots
    Snowtime for Pip
    Animation about a mischievous young flower girl and her garden friends. All Pip wants to do is play in the snow, but there is one problem - it is not snowing! Can Fifi help out?
    (15 mins) (R)

08:15:

• Peppa Pig
  • Peppa Pig
    George's Friend
    Animated series about a lovable little pig. Rebecca Rabbit has a little brother called Richard who is the same age as George. George and Richard each have a toy dinosaur, but the boys are not very good at sharing their toys. Mummy Pig shows them that they can have much more fun at the playground if they play together, just like their big sisters.
    (10 mins) (R)

08:25:

• Thomas & Friends
  • Thomas & Friends
    Saving Edward
    Timeless TV series following the adventures of a cheeky little tank engine and his engine friends. When Edward starts wheezing and leaking steam, he doesn't want Sir Topham to find out in case he is to be scrapped. Then the worried Edward is given an important job, and when he confides in Thomas, Thomas offers to do his job for him.
    (10 mins) (R)

08:35:

• Rupert Bear
  • Rupert Bear
    Rupert and the Cuckoo Clock
    Animated adventures with Rupert and his chums in Nutwood. When the Fox twins break Rupert's mum's cuckoo clock, there are some alarming consequences.
    (15 mins) (R)

08:50:

• Pocoyo
  • Pocoyo
    Scooter Madness
    Stephen Fry narrates this children's animation based on the exploits of a fun-loving little boy. Pocoyo and Pato find Elly's scooter and decide to take it back to her. Pato enjoys showing off his riding skills so much that he quickly forgets who the scooter belongs to - and ends up accidentally breaking it! How will he and Pocoyo tell Elly?
    (10 mins) (R)

08:40:

• The Ricki Lake Show
  • The Ricki Lake Show
    Ricki Lake talks teen pregnancy, gangs, drugs, makeovers and weight loss in her different approach to chat shows.
    (45 mins)

08:30:

• Quincy, ME
  • Quincy, ME
    Dark Angel
    Another case for the chief coroner of LA County. Quincy battles his own suspicions and mounting pressure in his attempt to clear a veteran police officer accused of killing a drug-crazed teenager.
    (65 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Jack Klugman
    Robert Ito
    John S Ragin
    Garry Walberg
    Joseph Roman
    Val Bisoglio
    

08:00:

• Lion Man
  • Lion Man
    Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen. Craig introduces some of the residents of his New Zealand sanctuary, including Zion the Barbary lion and Bengal tiger Shakina.
    (30 mins)

08:30:

• Lion Man
  • Lion Man
    Series following conservationist Craig Busch who runs a big cat sanctuary with his partner Karen. Tragedy strikes the sanctuary when Bengal tiger Shakina's new cub suddenly dies. Builders start work on a new enclosure for lions Aslan and Narnia.
    (30 mins)

09:15:

• How to Survive the Property Crisis
  • How to Survive the Property Crisis
    Series offering advice for homeowners and house buyers during the credit crunch. Martin Roberts helps a buy-to-let investor whose property investments are losing her thousands, Dominic Littlewood reveals estate agents' tricks of the trade, and Kristian Digby shows how to rent your home as a film location.
    (45 mins)

09:00:

• 3rd and Bird
  • 3rd and Bird
    To Play or Not to Play!
    Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social reponsibility. Samuel and Rudy are playing, but they can't agree on what to do. Mr. Beakman tells them that there must be something they both like. Muffin leads Rudy and Samuel to Missy's house where everyone agrees on dressing up!
    (10 mins) (R)

09:10:

• Our Planet
  • Our Planet
    Corals and Cats
    Nature clips for preschoolers exploring an aspect of biology. Coral reefs look like colourful ornaments, but they are alive and a home to many fish.
    (10 mins) (R)

09:20:

• Charlie and Lola
  • Charlie and Lola
    Will You Please Stop Messing About?
    Children's animation. Charlie loves his little sister Lola and the stories she creates with her imagination. Charlie can only watch his favourite TV show Space Family Hudson after he and Lola have completed some little jobs for Mum and Dad. Lola can't help but get distracted, and every job becomes a wonderful game. Charlie begs Lola to hurry.
    (10 mins) (R)

09:30:

• Finley the Fire Engine
  • Finley the Fire Engine
    Isabelle's Good Luck Charm
    Animation following the adventures of the vehicles of Friendlyville. Join Finley the Fire Engine, Gorby the dustbin lorry, Miguel the post van, Scooty the school bus, DJ the bulldozer, Jesse the tow truck, Isabelle the ice cream lorry and Dex the dump truck as they serve the community, solve problems and have fun. Isabelle finds a lucky horseshoe and becomes convinced her new charm is bringing her luck.
    (15 mins) (R)

09:45:

• The Koala Brothers
  • The Koala Brothers
    Sammy the Postman
    The adventures of Frank and Buster, two intrepid young koalas who fly around the Australian outback in their yellow plane, on a special mission to help other creatures in need. When George the postman sprains his ankle, Sammy readily offers to swap jobs - but he soon discovers that being a postman is anything but simple. George has the same trouble running the shop, and they both learn that we all have our own special talents.
    (10 mins) (R)

09:55:

• Fun with Phonics
  • Fun with Phonics
    d
    Literacy series for four- to six-year-olds using phonics. The phoneme 'd'.
    (5 mins) (R)

09:25:

• The Jeremy Kyle Show
  • The Jeremy Kyle Show
    I Hope My Violent, Abusive Ex Isn't the Father to My Baby!
    Jeremy Kyle presents a confrontational talk show in which guests thrash out their conflicts, dilemmas and relationship issues in front of a studio audience.
    (65 mins)

09:30:

• The Deadly Knowledge Show
  • The Deadly Knowledge Show
    Game show in which four contestants pit their wits against each other and answer questions ranging from Blair to Britney and Coldplay to Colditz. Presented by Dave Berry.
    (30 mins) (R)

09:00:

• The Wright Stuff
  • The Wright Stuff
    Kaye Adams hosts the topical debate show with panellists Anton Du Beke and Janet Ellis. Today's guest is television presenter Lynn Faulds Wood.
    (90 mins)

09:25:

• Emmerdale
  • Emmerdale
    Matthew is wracked with guilt for having left Donald to die. Jo is torn to see Sarah upset to leave Andy. Daz and Victoria are unnnerved by a flicker of attraction between them.
    (35 mins)

• Cast
  • Matt Healy
    Roxanne Pallett
    Kelvin Fletcher
    Luke Tittensor
    Isabel Hodgins
    Emma Davies
    

09:35:

• Quincy, ME
  • Quincy, ME
    Physician, Heal Thyself
    Another case for the chief coroner of LA County. Quincy uncovers a conspiracy of silence when a teenage girl dies as a result of an abortion performed by a drunken doctor.
    (65 mins) (R)

• Cast
  • Jack Klugman
    Robert Ito
    Garry Walberg
    John S Ragin
    Joseph Roman
    John Dehner
    

09:00:

• Cold Case
  • Cold Case
    Static
    US police drama series. The team re-opens the 1958 case of a local radio DJ when they discover his death was staged to look like a suicide. Rush attempts to find out the truth about his private life by decoding a message hidden in his final broadcast.
    (60 mins)

• Cast
  • Kathryn Morris
    Danny Pino
    John Finn
    Jeremy Ratchford
    

10:00:

• Homes Under the Hammer
  • Homes Under the Hammer
    Property series. Martin and Lucy visit a three-bedroom terraced house in South Wales with a lot of potential, a property in excellent condition in Reading and a one-bedroom bungalow in Lancaster with a very low guide price. All three properties have been sold at auction and we find out who paid for them and how much they cost when they went under the hammer.
    (60 mins) (R)

10:00:

• Big Barn Farm
  • Big Barn Farm
    What's Up Ducks?
    Animated adventures of a group of baby animals who live together on Big Barn Farm. Gobo the goat, Petal the pig, Digger the puppy and Dash the donkey help each other out as they go about life on the farm. There's something funny going on in the duck pond. The Farmyard Bunch think it could be a monster.
    (15 mins) (R)

10:15:

• Get Squiggling
  • Get Squiggling
    Monster
    Squiglet is a monster who lives in a plain white world, but with the help of his crayon Squiggle Sticks it doesn't stay white for long. Squiglet draws a monster called Maurice who is all excited about a sleepover at Granny Monster's cave. But Maurice isn't tired so Squiglet scribbles a bedtime story book. But the stories are so exciting that they just keep Maurice awake. So Squiglet scribbles a cuddly toy monster for Maurice, and Squiglet and Granny sing him a lullaby to help him get to sleep.
    (15 mins) (R)

10:30:

• In the Night Garden
  • In the Night Garden
    Igglepiggle Goes Visiting
    In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures and are read bedtime stories. Igglepiggle visits everyone in the garden and they each offer him a special thing, except the teeny tiny Pontipines. Igglepiggle can't find the Pontipines because they are so very small. Where can they be?
    (30 mins) (R)

10:30:

• This Morning
  • This Morning
    Presented by Ruth Langsford and Phillip Schofield. Comedian Jack Dee talks about his return in the critically acclaimed BBC series Lead Balloon. Phil Vickery has more recipes for mouth-watering desserts. And agony aunt Denise Robertson will be so